hey all bitches, tis is a bitch calling!!!
ya noe ya noe!
all the bitches, wat's up! im a bitch yo! and like, a huge mega star!!!
like ya noe, super famous n all!
yeah i guess ya guys all noe!
i mean, since the day i was born n mayb still in my darlin mama's womb, i'm like famous, ya noe.
WHY????
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
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im an emo bitch, and tats kewl. sh000 kewl w0rx*~*~*~*~ (^o^)

hey ya'all, i'm the princess of all princesses in my sch, ya noe.
like the most gorgeous, i mean, come on man, ya all seen my fab pics! like duh, they r sooooo flattering, awww, thanks man. you gotta say i'm the sex bomb.
because
(1) if a bomb saw me the bomb would explode.
(2) think about the sex part yourself. use your imagination. ^.^

aww, i noe ya guys will miss moi, but too bad man, i got dates to attend to, and awww, aniwae, i love that ya guys r missing me... muaks! *WET KISS* BYE

i am known to many as e mm i

yes, with the spaces in between

the term 'GODDESS' can be placed before my name and you can refer to me as such, or 'GROSS' also can.

I LOVE THE BF (big fish)

i believe i am the epitome of everything good. too much of a good thing is bad.

therefore, i am bad.

i know i am gorgeous although im not

i am obviously linguistically-inclined because i rip my sentences out of the dictionary and pretend that i came up with them

i am aware of how perfect my life is, because i am in denial.

i love musically-inclined people because i can't play music for nuts.

drummers make me weak in the knees

i have a hot sexy bassist for a boyfriend and i have another boyfriend too but thats another story

im not fat, but very fat

i love tormenting myself

pleasee add me on frenster w0r! i t00 little fwens already.

s0bzz *~ :'( girlcrush_spoiltbratz@hotmail.com